Here are some funny jokes dedicated to all programmers. A Programmers can better understand them. These are showcase of a programmer’s sense of humor.
A Funny quote by programmer
Beauty is the capacity of ladies. But
Swami Vivekananda
Capacity is the beauty of Gents
Beauty is the capacity of ladies. But
Programmer
thinking is the capacity of programmers
Girls have 8GB ram, 2GB gfx, I7 proccesor, 1tb HD, Still they play
‘candy crush’,
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And we can’t afford a PC for GTA V
Two minutes silence for those, who set their default browser to Internet Explorer …….
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Lifetime silence for those, who used VB script instead of Javascript
Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Only programmers can understand……
A boy tries to look inside a girls shirt in a class.
Girl: it is bad manners.
Boy: no it is not.
Girl: why?
Boy: “Members of the same class can
access private data”.
dedicated to programmers
(Others’) Moms are always the target of programmers’ humour. This gold is another proof:
If your mom were a collection class, her insert method would be public.
unzip, strip, top, less, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep.
No, it’s not porn. It’s Unix
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”
How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders
- Go to Desktop and create a new folder
- Name the folder Internet Explorer
- Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
- Keep it in a corner of the desktop
now no one will open internet explorer ha ha …..
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